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Ave, my name is Shemhazai. Endemoniado (no relation to Octinomos). I am of Nephil descent and am the Outer Head of an international suspersecret conspiratorial organization: the Apocalyptic Agency, better known as the A,`,A,`,. We have existed since the dawn of time in Sumer and our goal is nothing less than total world domination. We plan on incarnating the ancient gods by methods too arcane to detail, save only to say they can be found in the blasphemous NECRONOMICON. The Nephilim shall rise again and return the world to Infernal Pagan Liberation(tm). To learn more about our Plan, read the laughable conspiracy tract The A,`,A,`, Conspiracy Exposed written by our crackbrained anklebiting archenemy The "Reverend" Jacque Chicque. In the mundane world, I feel it necessary to disguise myself as a 21-year-old male. To throw off suspicion, I attend community college and plan on transferring to a major university to study Mesopotamian Archaeology. I pretend to enjoy Sergio Leone and Sam Raimi movies, writers like Philip K Dick, William Blake, bands like Fields of the Nephilim, Santana, Killing Joke and lots of groovy Motown. Plug into my morphic field! To cover up the fact of my innate spritual power I pretend to be an Aurum Solis style Ceremonial Magician, with a Babylonian pantheon. This has drawn me much flack as anyone who deviates from the GD & Thelemic Egyptian current undergoes extreme scrutiny. No matter! The Apocalytic Agency plans on orchestrating a vital renaissance of this current, and Babylon shall rise again! There is much for you humans to learn from Mesopotamia, the cradle of civilization, and you should take a look at my page The Mesopotamian Grimoire for info on the prototype of most western magick. Other spiritual interests I feign: Discordia, Chaos Magick, consciousness-expanding drugs, Taoism, Qi Gong, and the Cult of dread Chug Niggawrath. And the Nephilim, of course. I kicketh it on Undernet #wicca pretty often, been showing up for about 3 months now, before that I could be found wandering unhappily on EFNET. Look for me on #thelema and my own channel #nephilim too. In fact, you can see me act like an inflammatory jerk on alt.magick,alt.pagan, alt.necromicon, alt.necronomicom, alt.religion.sabean, and many other newsgroups. This bio has grown tiresome. I shall now return to my habitation in Orion. If you think I'm sexy send me mail me!. VAE VICTIS!
